Tom Lutz and I spent the early hours of thes morning engaged in a ferocious straw-drawing competition. I lost and will be covering the actual football. He won and will be covering everything but.
double quotation markBut first! We’ll have a closing ceremony starting 90 minutes before kickoff, starring streamer IShowSpeed and various celebrities who were last cutting edge at least 25 years ago, including Nicole Scherzinger; Robbie Williams and Tom Cruise. There is a 90% chance Cruise will jump off something high (Gianni’s forehead?).