Person lying in bed wearing intricate woven armor

A close-up of a person wearing an intricately designed, textured arm glove raised against the sky, creating a striking silhouette

A meme of a woman with text: "I am going to create a basket that is so f**kable."

Social media post by ojwitt saying, "Call me Airbud the way I would put those basket balls in my mouth."

Shelves filled with woven baskets in various shapes and sizes; above the image, a humorous caption about marriage

Tweet from user Rowan saying, "I’ve never been so horny for a basket before."

Man with a beard and face appearing made of wicker. Caption: "When your doctor says you need more fiber in you."

Tweet asking if "Wicker" will be shown in 4DX

Person with intricate, woven costume lying down, looking serious. The caption mentions curiosity about the appearance

Comment joking about seeing a film titled "Wicker" that explores complex emotions experienced in a Pier One Imports store

Woven baskets and decorative items rest on a patterned bedspread with floral pillows against a wooden headboard

Text post by authordon_nataylor: "Me thinking Wicker is a reboot of The Wicker Man only to find out it's about a midlife maiden getting her back blown out by a papasan chair."

A woman in a living room sits with a paper and a serious expression; the text mentions rewatching a trailer scene involving a basket

Instagram post by gabiperez_93: "My best friend just called the new Wicker movie '50 Shades of Hay' and I can’t stop laughing ???"

Person in overalls and hat hugging a scarecrow in a cornfield

Text reads: "wicker chair for sale. unfathomably used."

Split image: Left, a person looks confused with text "He's a basket case." Right, they look neutral with text "He's a basket."

Tweet by @pstnspov: "need his wicker dicker in me"

Two cartoon characters, both with glasses, compare "going to hell in a handbasket" to "going to hell via a wicker basket."

Comment joking about Trojan using a basket-weave texture with the tagline 'Woven for her pleasure' for marketing

Man in sheriff uniform looking at newspaper with a skeptical expression

Instagram post by what.tyla.reads jokingly saying they'd endure splinters for a "wicker woven Alexander Skarsgård"

Man playfully lifts a folding chair above his head in a park setting. A seated person nearby watches

Person covered in intricate woven pattern, humorously resembling woven snacks, with caption: "Spent my whole life devouring triscuits. I'm ready."

Instagram post by nicolessloanphoto: "Women don’t want rom coms, they want to watch a menopausal woman get absolutely railed by a wicker basket."

(For my fellow fans: Wicker will be released on Oct. 30.)

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