Gas prices displayed on a sign: Regular $4.79, Plus $5.59, Super $5.79. Prices with tax: Regular $4.89, Plus $5.69, Super $5.89

(Note to Karens, people who like to point out typos in the comments, and other general haters of joy: No, the celebs didn’t actual say these things. Heck, most of these photos predate 2026 by quite a bit. It’s satire, OK?)

Person wearing sunglasses and casual outfit talks on the phone while fueling their car at a gas station

Man in casual clothing exits a parked vehicle at a gas station

Person refueling a luxury car at a gas station, talking on the phone. Trees and another person are visible in the background

Celebrity in sunglasses and chic outfit, with a printed skirt and high heels, stands at a gas pump

Person in casual sweats and braided hair pumps gas into a vehicle at a station

Person fueling a luxury car at a gas station, wearing a casual outfit with a leather jacket, jeans, and sneakers

Person in a sleeveless top, patterned pants, and ankle boots, fueling a car at a gas station

A person in casual attire, wearing a hat and sunglasses, is fueling a vehicle at a gas station

Person in athletic wear using a gas pump at a station

Person in a floral sundress pumping gas at a station, smiling

Person pumping gas, wearing casual T-shirt and jeans, looking towards the camera

Person in sporty outfit and heels pumps gas into a car at a station

Person fueling a car at a gas station, wearing a casual T-shirt and pants

Celebrity in casual attire with a blue crop top and baggy jeans pumps gas, gesturing peace sign

Person wearing casual clothing and sunglasses pumping gas into a car

A man with long hair, wearing a casual t-shirt and pants, fuels a vehicle while holding a coffee cup

A man in casual attire, including a plaid shirt and sneakers, fills up a sports car with gas at a station

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