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These 26 Tweets About Trump “Reading” The Bible Made Me Laugh So Hard That I’m Definitely Going To H-E Double Hockey Sticks

ByAtlasnews

May 18, 2026 #BuzzFeed Celeb, #In The News

Donald Trump gestures toward a phone displaying an AI image of himself appearing as Jesus healing someone

A large crowd at the Rededicate 250 event with the U.S. Capitol in the background. A woman amongst the crowd hold her arms out wide with passion

A crowd watches a large screen showing Trump reciting a Bible passage in the Oval Office

Trump speaking in the Oval Office with a Bible under his hands

Tweet reads "First time he's ever opened a Bible it seems"

Tweet reads "Isn't this the same video he made for America Reads the Bible? Double dipping"

Tweet reads "Stinks of AI slop. No way could he have done that reading live"

Tweet reads "Why didn’t he record this from Sunday church service? Oh, he has never been to one. MAGA Christians are hypocrites"

Tweet reads "where was he in real time, golfing? couldn't be bothered to come sit in front of his holy rollie fans"

Tweet reads "2016 he couldn't site a Bible verse now he speaks like he is a god himself"

Tweet reads "Couldn’t say “prosperously”. Word too long for 6th grade reading level Donny"

Tweet reads "He sounds like a third-grader reading the novel’s synopsis on the back cover in class, and passing it off as his own book report"

Tweet says Trump is the worst at reading from a teleprompter and that the only thing worse than him reading from the prompter is him speaking live

Tweet reads "Holy shit. This is a prerecorded message with lots of obvious edits and this is the best he can do? He looks like a cadaver, sounds like he's on a ventilator, and can't even properly read the sections that come from a book he's never read"

Tweet reads "It's quite obvious this is foreign to Trump. Clearly doesn't know how to read it. What is the deal with Trump's speech? Sounds like he has flem limiting his speech. The heavy inhaling of oxygen between breaths. The cadaver doesn't sound well"

Tweet reads "Look at those baby wrists poking it out of his sleeves"

Tweet reads "Covering his rotting hand while wheezing through this crap"

Tweet reads "From the staging, his hand was probably burned when it touched a bible"

Tweet reads "At least he combed and conditioned the ferret on his head this time"

Tweet reads "Holy cow, that was painful to watch. Women give birth with less struggle than this guy reading scripture"

Tweet reads "Did he not hear the part about humbling yourself"

Tweet reads "Guaranteed that Trump thinks he is talking about himself"

Tweet reads "I pray to Jesus this man is not talking about himself, the White House, and that ballroom"

Tweet reads "Does no one realize he's basically saying he is chosed by god? And our suffering is because of our infidelity to him? This is fucking insane"

Tweet reads "It's weird getting preached at by a felon who broke all ten commandments and is guilty of all seven deadly sins"

Tweet reads "I was waiting for the spontaneous combustion"

Tweet reads "This is how I know that God does not exist anywhere in Trumplandia. She'd have sent someone to strike him down"

Tweet reads "Trump needed the teleprompter because he tried reading from a Bible but it kept bursting into flame"

Tweet reads "In honor of the 250th bday... we should incarcerate 250 traitors to our country starting with sleepy dementia don von shitzinpants"

Tweet reads "Amen, grabeth them by the pussy"

By Atlasnews

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