Megyn says, "I read that you said you felt you're not proud to admit you've had work done. Why not?" Jane asks if she really wants to talk about that now. Megyn doubles down, and Jane redirects to her movie

Matt asks Anne what lesson she learned from the "wardrobe malfunction," and she says that she's sorry we live in an age where pictures of someone in a vulnerable moment are sold and a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants

mariah telling him, howard don't say that you're making a mockery of me

mariah responding with, if joan rivers says it then it has to be true

Woody tries to grill Twiggy about her favorite philosophers, but she can't name any, so she asks him who his favorites are. He can't name any philosophers either

Piers asks Hayley about Pythagoras' theorem; she says she doesn't now. Susanna gets Piers to try to answer, and someone offscreen calls him out for reciting pi instead

Susanna calls Piers out for trying to humiliate their guests, and he admits he's been mugged off

the hosts keep asking Janet about the Superbowl, and Tyler says he hopes the Jets got to the Superbowl then promotes the movie, adding that people will see what a great actress Janet is

"What's your favorite position? CEO"

chris getting victoria to stand up and walk her to a scale

victoria telling chris to get on the scale too

geri telling chris that it's traumatic to weigh yourself and he still leads her to the scale

britney says people should get implants if it makes them happy, but she hasn't, and it makes her sad people think that because it makes fans who look up to her either think bad of her or want to go out and get implants

She calls him out for making her look a little stupid and says she was just playing along

hosts joke about Melissa getting rich by riding on Joan's coattails, and Joan ends the interview, adding, "Don't get so fucking smart"

"I've never seen a man that can be wrong and keep the same straight face in my life."

he asks if her physical attributes hinder her pursuit of ambition, and she says, "because serious actresses can't have big bosoms, is that what you mean?"

dakota setting the recored straight and telling ellen and the audience that ellen was invited to her party

hosts saying that cara seems a bit irritated but maybe it's just them and cara respondes, yeah i think it's just you

letterman tries to get her to kiss an audience member, and a guy in the audience begs. madonna says she doesn't succumb to peer pressure

cher calls letterman an asshole

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