Kendall awkwardly cuts a cucumber, so Kris asks the chef to do it for her

Jennifer Lopez revisits her former home. Current resident is confused about who she is, asking "Who's Jennifer Lopez?" She says, "Me"

Piers asks Hayley about Pythagoras' theorem; she says she doesn't now. Susanna gets Piers to try to answer, and someone offscreen calls him out for reciting pi instead

Tweet from Mia Farrow wishing a happy 21st birthday to her daughter. The search suggestion reads "mia farrow and her black children"

Taylor talks about switching to the pop genre for "1989" to please naysayers, then pauses. After the audience cheers, she says, "Oh, you heard it? Sick"

Tweet from Rita Ora describes dropping a new song if it gets 100,000 retweets, followed by a tweet about her Twitter being hacked

In a "Today Show" cooking segment, Hilaria says, in a Spanish accent, "We have, um, how do you say in English, cucmbers"

Ashlee's pre-recorded voice sings "Pieces of Me." Ashlee awkwardly dances

Tom jumps on the sofa, asking Oprah if she's ever felt this way before

Kelly says, "If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?"

AnnaLynne McCord says, "Dear President Vladimir Putin"

AnnaLynee recites her poem: "If I was your mother, you would have been so loved..."

screenshot of DMs from Adam telling Sumner that she's mind blowingly hot and has an absurd body

Instagram notifications showing messages where Adam considers naming his son Sumner and asks if that's okay

John says, "Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only Adele Dazeem"

A note reads: "Our marriage is strong and we’re very much still together. Thank you. Catherine & Dominic"

As Fergie sings the National Anthem, drawing out the lyrics dramatically, NBA players struggle to remain serious

Tweet by Dean Norris simply says "Sex gifs" with significant engagement

dressed in dingy clothes and a scarf, Tyra begs for change on the street until a woman gives her some money. She thanks the woman

Getting out of the space capsule, Katy holds up a daisy. The, she kneels on the ground and kisses the dirt

David tells Victoria to be honest after she claims she's "working class"

Kim Kardashian tweets about Armani discontinuing her favorite foundation. Armani replies, asking which product she needs and correcting her on the spelling of "Giorgio"

JoJo with vintage hairstyle, styled in soft waves, wearing a lace-trimmed outfit, smiles in a 1950s-style setting

Amy lays face down on the red carpet while Kim and Kanye stare at her as they walk past

Nikki Blonsky tweeting at other celebs, such as Rita Wilson and John Stamos, introducing herself as "Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray" every time

Madi captions her dinner date pic, "the most perfect date with the perfect guy." then she comments, calling herself "so genuine and real." Added commentary in screenshot says, "We too believe we are genuine and real. Happy to provide tutorials..."

Usher amongst a grid of celebs like Ariana Grande and 1D, all singing. He's in the bottom left. He looks left, then right, then points up

Elon carrying a sink into the Twitter office

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